The sky has opinions.
The frog writes them down.
A daily horoscope for every sign, read from the real sky - where the Moon is, who is retrograde, which planets are arguing. A tarot card for the question you did not say out loud. And a frog who does not flatter anyone.
Pick your sign on the wheel.
Horoscope
Tonight the Moon is exactly half lit, and that is the whole forecast: the middle. Picture a book open on the arm of the sofa, the bookmark at page two hundred of four hundred. The opening chapters were exciting.
Card of the day

The Hanged Man
Upside down, the problem looked like a door.
Signs on this day
- AriesMonday starts in your head tonight. Give it one hour, not the whole evening.
- TaurusAn old argument returns dressed as a new one. You may decline the invitation.
- GeminiNobody needs the whole plan. One sentence and a time will do.
- CancerHome wants you, and so does whoever sits across the table. Invite them in.
- LeoThe week ahead is a list, not a stage. Read it before you perform it.
- VirgoPlay something badly on purpose. The afternoon does not grade you.
- LibraThe house is not judging you. It just needs the dishes done.
- ScorpioA short call to someone nearby fixes more than a long letter ever could.
- SagittariusYour best ideas come cheap today. The expensive ones can wait.
- CapricornHalf the work is done. Look at it before you start the other half.
- AquariusSomething at work bothers you in private. Write it down and let Sunday keep it.
- PiscesFive stars on a Sunday. Spend them on the people who make you laugh.